Coughing up blood doesn't make sense for 99% of injuries and illnesses in fiction but it's HOT and I think the sexiness of whump outweighs the medical accuracy most of the time. I WILL die on this hill and I will be coughing up blood as I do so.

Caleb: Honey look, I don’t want space, okay? I don’t want anyone to have space. I want to be standing right in front of you. I want the air that you breathe to be the air coming directly from out of my mouth. I want to pass air back and forth between us until it’s mostly carbon dioxide and then we both pass out and die.

MC: Okay, calm down. I was just asking if I'm taking too much space on the bed.

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Who would’ve guessed our colonel is a memelord

The fact that this is canon is too funny🤣

△ THEY ARE THE OPTIMAL WEAPON FOR DESTROYING ONE ANOTHER.
* THIS EXPERIMENT IS NEVER TO BE RESTARTED

Do NOT let me near this man or I’ll get him pregnant with 8 kids

The thing I hate most about depression is that it tricks you into thinking you don’t have depression. It makes you think that nothing is wrong with you, that you just feel this way because you lack value as a person. Whether that’s in your relationships, your academics, or a view of yourself, it makes you think you aren’t good enough for any of that.

“It’s not the illness,” it says, “You feel this way because it’s who you are.”

“Mental illness is like fighting a war where the enemy’s strategy is to convince you that the war isn’t actually happening.”

Me: I can’t get out of bed today, what is wrong with me. I’m so lazy and terrible and I am a huge flake and there has got to be something wrong with me.

My brain: There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

KINICH ❖ Ignition Teaser: A Name Forged in Flames

americans can't even assassinate people properly anymore that country is going to the dogs